Lucas Daley: The biggest biggen of them all who can't take the hint of when to fuck off because his stomach gets in the way of his common sense and blocks that shit like Captain America's shield. This is likely because he has three of them hanging off the front of his body.
YOU FUCKING FATASS GET OFF THE GOD DAMCOUCH AND STOP EATING TWINKIES
"Hey fatass, get out of the way so I can eat!"
"But I haven't eaten in ten minutes."
"Oh boo fucking hoo! I haven't eaten in three days!"
"You haven't eaten in three days? Oh my God, you're a zombie!"
"Fuck you, shithead."
"Don't start with me. Compared to me, you're a twig. No wonder you're so mean."