Facemeat

Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'

Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"

by Marcus Burscough March 10, 2008

Facemocking

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

by Shinebert August 24, 2010

fareh

the One that got away

If you let her go she will be the Fareh of your life

by Zorro2000 June 24, 2008

Facemelter

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.

"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.

by p0w33d August 15, 2010

fakeminist

Girl that wears feminist t-shirts and says "everybody should be a feminist" on instagram but has no fucking idea of what does that mean and has never done anything for female rights

x: Hey I like your feminist t-shirt, are u a feminist?
y: Hahah what the fuck is feminist
x: Ugh u r such a fakeminist

by icube June 19, 2017

Dave Farell

Bassist for the world-famous rock band, Linkin Park. He originally left Linkin Park to tour with his old band, The Snax, but then returned to Linkin Park for 'Hybrid Theory'. He also goes by the name of 'Phoenix'.

Look! It's Dave Farell! PHOENIX! SIGN MY BASS!

by Sibel June 11, 2006

Fakemaster

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.

You are a Fakemaster.

by PaulieS August 6, 2008