Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012

Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.

"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"

by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016

Hentai Fapper Supreme

A title given to one who has mastered the art of masturbating to hentai

Person #1: "I've trained my whole life and now I'm finally a 'Hentai Fapper Supreme'"
Person #2: "Cool"

by IJerkOffToAnime October 26, 2018

Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

Fapvert

Advertisement presenting a sexually attractive male or female model, with little or no other information content apart from the product for sale. Sheer gratuitous smut posing as an Ad.

“That latest Calvin Klein underwear poster is nothing but a fapvert. Poor Julian, his mother must be so ashamed “.

by drobkk July 10, 2020

Fapper

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping. A Fapper is someone who spends a part his day fapping. The Fapper probably faps at least twice a day. Of the three levels of fapping, a Fapper is the lowest level. This is a person you should avoid shaking the hand of some of the time.

Dude 1: "Stop spending all your time fapping!"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

fappery

vigorous physical masturbation;

verbal masturbation, making erroneous or unverifiable statements (especially with regards to computing) to make oneself appear knowledge about a subject with which one is mostly unfamiliar

His apparent revelations about Microsoft are fappery.

by Darryl M May 19, 2005