Fapping

When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.

I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.

by MissTaken April 6, 2017

whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.

guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.

by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011

Gay Fapping

When 1 person (boy) sits and masturbates on 2 penises, not including he's own.....

Emil was such an admirer of gay fapping..

by Gay Fapper October 9, 2008

fapping fodder

masturbatable material. pornography.

that hot bukkake pr0n is quite the fapping fodder.

by chud50 September 26, 2004

Fapping

The art of making love to yourself ..

I'm fapping to porn magazines.

by crazy asshole biotch November 27, 2012

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.

A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015