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fantasy jack by so pro January 16, 2011
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Fantasy Football
Football is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11" leather object into each other's end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it.
Tim: Hey, mate. Do you want to play football this season?
Phil: Nah, bro, I'm going to play fantasy football instead. I still haven't recovered from the pounding I took last season.
Phil: Nah, bro, I'm going to play fantasy football instead. I still haven't recovered from the pounding I took last season.
Fantasy Football by Lebanation May 22, 2016
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Fantasy Football Dictator
A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.
The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.
Fantasy Football Dictator by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009
fantasy football
A game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless shells of their former selves.
Rick: You hear Tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed?
Rod: Fantasy Football dude ..... Fantasy Football
Rod: Fantasy Football dude ..... Fantasy Football
fantasy football by JSchlong October 3, 2010
fantasy classroom
Fantasy football for a college lecture class. Usually played to mitigate extreme boredom and/or anger at displays of self importance by fellow classmates.
Rules:
Draft one person for every ten in the class, plus one Greek and one hottie. You cannot draft yourself. You must draft during or after the first class.
Point system:
One point if during class:
- Your Greek wears their letters to class (shoes and bags not withstanding)
- Your hottie looks better than your opponent's hottie on that day. If consensus cannot be reached, an arbitrator will decide.
One point if any of your other players:
- Makes a pop culture reference
- Tells a personal story (+2 if the prof cannot fluidly transition out of the story)
- Extends the class period with a comment or question
- Quotes a statistic
- Gives a needless summary of other people’s comments
- Uses a word clearly from the SAT/GRE verbal section
- Sucks up to or approaches the professor before, during, or after class for any reason
- Wears clothing from an Ivy League
- Makes a comment the professor immediately dismisses, interrupts, or just lets linger in silence
- Does a crossword (+2 if they finish)
- Falls asleep in class
If one of your players says, verbatim and without qualifiers, "I was wrong", you automatically win.
Rules:
Draft one person for every ten in the class, plus one Greek and one hottie. You cannot draft yourself. You must draft during or after the first class.
Point system:
One point if during class:
- Your Greek wears their letters to class (shoes and bags not withstanding)
- Your hottie looks better than your opponent's hottie on that day. If consensus cannot be reached, an arbitrator will decide.
One point if any of your other players:
- Makes a pop culture reference
- Tells a personal story (+2 if the prof cannot fluidly transition out of the story)
- Extends the class period with a comment or question
- Quotes a statistic
- Gives a needless summary of other people’s comments
- Uses a word clearly from the SAT/GRE verbal section
- Sucks up to or approaches the professor before, during, or after class for any reason
- Wears clothing from an Ivy League
- Makes a comment the professor immediately dismisses, interrupts, or just lets linger in silence
- Does a crossword (+2 if they finish)
- Falls asleep in class
If one of your players says, verbatim and without qualifiers, "I was wrong", you automatically win.
This class is such a waste of time, but did you see my greek rock his letters?! And Chris's awkwardly unrelated personal anecdote is totally two points." "I know, my team really didn't bring their A game, but my hottie dominated yours with that tank top, so today wasn't a total loss for my fantasy classroom.
fantasy classroom by patinaoflogic September 15, 2010
Fantasy egg
A japanese egg that acts like a "fleshlight" of sorts.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
They are usually made small, since it's asian.
It comes in the shape and appearance of a real egg, it is then peeled to relieve it's real nature; a sex toy.
The top opens, revealing a package of lube inside.
Pour lube into the bottom of the egg.
The bottom part of your egg stretches over your entire penis, then simply jerk off.
The inside of the egg has different textures for pleasure.
They are usually made small, since it's asian.
Person 1: Dude, I used my fantasy egg last night since I couldn't get laid.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
Person 2: Did it work?
Person 1: Eh, it went to fast.
Fantasy egg by The Consumer April 14, 2011
fantasy fart
When someone with a fart fetish (one who is erotically & sexually fixated with farts/farting) fantasizes and/or masturbates to their object of fixation farting, they do not focus on the stench of the fart but of the noise made by the person passing gas, both from the anus and the erotic moaning they may add to simulate extreme pleasure during the act. This term can also stand for the actual act of one farting into the face of another - such as during face sitting, ass worship or stink facing; the person "receiving" gas is, more than likely, focusing on the previously mentioned factors and not the smell itself. Hence the name - "fantasy fart": there's no way you can't smell somebody passing gas - it is, more or less, a "fantasy".
1) Adam masturbated as he fantasized about Carla mounting his face, blowing a fantasy fart upon him.
2) Marisa squatted above Julio's head, fantasy farting as she lowered her booty to face sit upon him.
2) Marisa squatted above Julio's head, fantasy farting as she lowered her booty to face sit upon him.
fantasy fart by Mr. MacPhisto April 14, 2007