The greatest show in the history of television
In 1999, a man by the name of seth macfarlane was chosen to fulfill the prophecy of a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us laugh and cry.
So out of the blue, there came family guy. Whether you watch it high, sober, background noise, or paying attention, it's the funniest fucking thing ever
In 1999, a man by the name of seth macfarlane was chosen to fulfill the prophecy of a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us laugh and cry.
So out of the blue, there came family guy. Whether you watch it high, sober, background noise, or paying attention, it's the funniest fucking thing ever
by bollshoot May 4, 2021
Get the Family Guymug. 1. Hilarious Fox animated show about a family (the Griffins). The main characters consist of Peter Griffin- a fat caucasian man with mental retardation. He used to mainly work on a toy factory, fishing boat, and now at the Pattucket Brewery.
Lois Griffin- Peter's wife, works at home. She is sometimes the voice of reason and is obsessed with sex.
Meg Griffin- Peter's unattractive and despised daughter.
Chris Griffin- 13-year old kid who is slightly smarter than his dad, Peter
Stewie Griffin- Intelligent talking baby with goals to conquer the Earth and kill his mother. (becomes gay later on).
Brian- funny talking dog with a sarcastic sense of humor. (becomes a jackass later on).
2. Same show after 2006 where the funny cartoon is suddenly transformed into a very succesful propaganda against religion, abstinence, America, and supports abortions and marijuana.
The comedy for the show has become secondary to the biased propaganda message the show is trying to get through to young people. The show has lost quality and people against it had been sterotyped as dogmatic Christians. It is now a successful attempt for Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy's creator) to control American society.
Lois Griffin- Peter's wife, works at home. She is sometimes the voice of reason and is obsessed with sex.
Meg Griffin- Peter's unattractive and despised daughter.
Chris Griffin- 13-year old kid who is slightly smarter than his dad, Peter
Stewie Griffin- Intelligent talking baby with goals to conquer the Earth and kill his mother. (becomes gay later on).
Brian- funny talking dog with a sarcastic sense of humor. (becomes a jackass later on).
2. Same show after 2006 where the funny cartoon is suddenly transformed into a very succesful propaganda against religion, abstinence, America, and supports abortions and marijuana.
The comedy for the show has become secondary to the biased propaganda message the show is trying to get through to young people. The show has lost quality and people against it had been sterotyped as dogmatic Christians. It is now a successful attempt for Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy's creator) to control American society.
1. Who's your favorite character in Family Guy?
2. Marijuana must be legalized because Family Guy says so, Heil MacFarlane!
2. Marijuana must be legalized because Family Guy says so, Heil MacFarlane!
by USA COD fan November 3, 2009
Get the Family Guymug. A hilarious cartoon comedy; definetely not for the children. Stewie, the baby genius, is my personal favourite. I lmfao every time i watch this show... i highly recomend it to anyone who enjoys rude comedies.
by blogger_08 January 21, 2006
Get the Family Guymug. A completely random, but completely hilarious show that was cancelled by FOX in 2002 but was bought back in 2005 after FOX saw how popular it was. Complete genius, and better than the recent episodes of The Simpsons. Also a great source material to steal quotes from.
by Antony August 9, 2006
Get the Family Guymug. A funny comedy show that Fox decided to air more seasons after it gained popularity on Adult Swim in a sad attempt of getting intelligent viewers back to their network.
Tom: Did you see Family Guy on Fox last night?
Diane: No, Fox sucks, I watched the reruns on AS though.
Tom: Same with me. I can't wait for AS to get the new episodes.
Diane: No, Fox sucks, I watched the reruns on AS though.
Tom: Same with me. I can't wait for AS to get the new episodes.
by Yep Nope October 23, 2005
Get the Family Guymug. by Tyler L. May 27, 2006
Get the Family Guymug. Greatest show ever.
They were cancelled by FOX because of the episode where Peter "needs a Jew". The Jewish community got pissed and filed a lawsuit or something. Then the DVD sales were SOO fantastic, they were like screw you. We want money. So the show started up again.
God bless DVDs.
They were cancelled by FOX because of the episode where Peter "needs a Jew". The Jewish community got pissed and filed a lawsuit or something. Then the DVD sales were SOO fantastic, they were like screw you. We want money. So the show started up again.
God bless DVDs.
Family Guy!
Brian: You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
Lois: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.
Brian: Is that healthy?
Lois: What's the worst that could happen?
Peter: inside Lois' head I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!
Brian: You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
Lois: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.
Brian: Is that healthy?
Lois: What's the worst that could happen?
Peter: inside Lois' head I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!
by Shickashombon April 26, 2006
Get the Family Guymug.