1. Trademark move of Captain Falcon from the Super Smash Bros game, first seen in F-Zero series.
2. When you are about to finish, you punch their anus forcefully, trying to get as much in as possible, while yelling "FALLLLCOOOOOOONNNN PUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!!!"
2. When you are about to finish, you punch their anus forcefully, trying to get as much in as possible, while yelling "FALLLLCOOOOOOONNNN PUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!!!"
1. Did you see me pwn that link asshole? You dont fuck with the falcon punch man.
2. So i was finishing up with Jenny last night and totally falcon punched her. She was so pissed she tried limping after me.
2. So i was finishing up with Jenny last night and totally falcon punched her. She was so pissed she tried limping after me.
by Filashme February 10, 2008
A move that Captain Falcon(f-zero series) uses in which deals a great deal of damage to the opponent.A fiery falcon appears when the move is used, hence the name"Falcon Punch!"
It is not a teen pregnancy solution. It is just a very powerful punch.
It is not a teen pregnancy solution. It is just a very powerful punch.
C.F:You better not get back up on this stage!
Link:Hyaah(up b)
C.F:That's it!FALCON PUNCH!
Link:AAAHH!
Announcer: GAME
Link:Hyaah(up b)
C.F:That's it!FALCON PUNCH!
Link:AAAHH!
Announcer: GAME
by 07 Pilot Captain Falcon March 31, 2008
The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.
Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.
by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009
Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose
by funnypeople08 December 06, 2019
"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"
by twiggley December 06, 2016
Creating a diversion; successfully distracting a large number of people, perhaps an entire population, from more important issues by throwing a bullshit sideshow.
A six-year-old boy named Falcon and his attention-whore family successfully tricked the nation's major media outlets into airing hours of distractions from more pressing issues, such as health care reform, because they thought he might be inside a balloon in midair and be in danger of plunging to his untimely death. One could argue that whereas someone should have 'falcon punched' his mother, instead this complicit little lad 'Falcon punched' the nation. Also see: Runaway Bride
by Fannie P. Acker October 16, 2009
a flaming punch that was originaly done by captain falcon. this was used in the super smash bros. series but was also used as a attack that falcon used on this evil dude in the f-zero cartoon series.
evil guy:IVE HAD ENOGH OF U! DIE!
captain falcon:FALCON PAAAWNCH
some f-zero racer:CAPTAIN FALCON!
mewone:thats what a falcon punch is guys.
captain falcon:FALCON PAAAWNCH
some f-zero racer:CAPTAIN FALCON!
mewone:thats what a falcon punch is guys.
by mewone April 07, 2009