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Fake News 

The excuse for when others talk Shit about you that's true and you don't want people to know it so you call it fake even though it isn't because there's evidence, and you just don't want to take responsibility because you're a little bitch.
"I heard from tv that your hotel went out of business."

"No. That's fake news."

"Dude, they have clear evidence of it."

"No they don't. It's fake news."
Fake News by RTNightmare July 12, 2017

Fake News 

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'You are fake news.' Donlores Trumbridge

Fake News 

1. Any report, information that is used to make someone or something look bad

2. Information or news that is deemed untruthful.
Fake News makes people stupid!
Fake News by George.IH June 15, 2017

Fake News 

Someone who says something that doesn't match with a Trump Supporter's opinion
Person 1: This can't be the best economy ever, GDP growth for this quarter's been the weakest since the first quarter of 2017
Person 2: Wrong, you're Fake News.

Fake News 

When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday

Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
Fake News by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019

Fake News 

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.
'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'
Fake News by 512 GB April 25, 2020