failblob

A shapeless blob of human flesh that is just utterly, totally filled with fail. In fact, a failblob is so filled with fail, the person in question fails to realize they are failure personified. They think they are full of charm, full of good ideas, and full of win. But they're not. They are full of lard, full of shit, and full of fail.

Rob Ford is the ultimate failblob.

by cynicalidealist May 21, 2014

failbork

A better name for Facebook.

I stopped using failbork as it's full of fake people, fake news and should not be a part of life.

by Impshum November 23, 2020

FailRobert

A word used to describe an act of failure, mistake, or unintentional act by any member of the human species with the first name Robert, Rob, or Bob.

*Robert sneezes and bangs head*
"...FailRobert."

by GildasMagnus May 3, 2010

failboy

Like a mailboy, except he delivers fail.

You're such an unbelievable failboy!

by jukthe June 29, 2010

mexican failboat

A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.

Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!

Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.

by AJDB March 16, 2009

failboding

The feeling, as you sit there reading online or consuming other media, that whatever you're currently taking in is destined to create a gigantic kerfluffle or imbroglio in the blogosphere, which is going to rock teh interwebz. You can just see it's headed directly for the oncoming juggernaut of discursive DOOM.

Did you read that post on X's blog? I have major failbodings about that.

by spes_unica June 16, 2009

failboat

Another name for the titanic,which was the biggest failure in boating history.

I used to be a sailor just like you, then I took a failboat to the knee.

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013