Fieldingism

A religion, Noel Fielding is God.

We worship all that is Noel Fielding, including his heavenly 8 inches, his Mod powers, and his oh-so amazing hair.
We watch the Mighty Boosh, fall in love with Richmond, and watch Sweet EVERYDAY.
We pray that ‘Goth Detectives’ becomes a show and we car dance.
We wear Mirrorball suits and ponchos to bed.

LET US ALL PRAISE OUR GOD NOEL.

Worshippers are known as 'Fielders'.

A connecting religion is the religion of the Boosh, worshippers of the Boosh are known as Booshies. On Tumblr, Booshies are collectively known as Booshlrs.

Oh my Noel

Praise be Noel

Oh yeah, my religion in Fieldingism.

by Fieldingismisareligion October 27, 2010

bum rape fields

The fields in Failsworth, Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at night.

Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"

by Tommy Cooper August 13, 2007

Faildozer

To fail over and over again in spectacular manner.

Here comes the Faildozer!

by KayCeeGee April 20, 2008

scrubby kid force field

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.

"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."

by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009

If there's grass on the field, play ball

A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.

Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.

by Interex March 19, 2004

Rice Fields

The ancient land of China, also where our lord and saviour FilthyFrank originated from.

FilthyFrank: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
Me: Thanks ma dude.

by ThiccyBoii October 11, 2017

noel fielding

a very funny comedian who is gorgeous, unique and a complete legend!
most famous for his characters in the might boosh

Noel Fielding Quotes Yeah?

"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"

"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."

"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."

by [R]o January 6, 2008