faking the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."

by Niks Bro November 1, 2017

Pump Faking

Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.

When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!

by Denisha May 11, 2006

Falking

When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.

Atilla: Oh no, Falk did a Falking again.

by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018

Fakin' Bits

Those little red crunchy bits of bacon flavored soy that they serve at salad bars and the like instead of real bacon. tastes good and veggie friendly.

"Hey, do you want any bacon on your salad man?"

"Naw dude just sprinkle sum dose Fakin' Bits on that shit!"

by Stygian DJ October 16, 2008

fawking

A less vile word than fucking. But not much.

I am so fawking tired. -Betsy elliot

by Toe head tommy May 25, 2014

Fapkin

The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.

Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.

by AltronHGX August 10, 2003

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005