"What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!
by Fred Smith October 23, 2003
Get the faeces mug."Eww. Look at that animal's faeces!"
by x.green.spinach.x May 16, 2006
Get the Faeces mug.A word defining a male eating some otrher males penis and eating his own chode. Also a word defining fag and douche bag who is constantly annoying and will not shut his mouth.
you are a feckanin!
by ilovefags<3 June 3, 2010
Get the Feckanin mug.The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.
This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
'How's work going at the moment mate?'
'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.
by AceDegen July 27, 2010
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by ShamSham12 August 9, 2012
Get the Faceknow mug.Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
Get the faecal predator mug.Okay I'm done I already came twice you ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all outta gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass
Ow that hurt take it out now oh wait a minute aw wait a minute ow
Put it in in in in this don't mean I'm I don't like men
I like boobs boobs boobs now you see that gerbil grab that tube
Shove it up my butt let that little rascle nibble on my asshole uhh
Yeah right there right there Ahh I'm cumming oh yeah
Fack I just came again okay pull it out now enhh
Oh fuck yeah wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck oh but it feels so fucking good.
I'm all outta gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass
Ow that hurt take it out now oh wait a minute aw wait a minute ow
Put it in in in in this don't mean I'm I don't like men
I like boobs boobs boobs now you see that gerbil grab that tube
Shove it up my butt let that little rascle nibble on my asshole uhh
Yeah right there right there Ahh I'm cumming oh yeah
Fack I just came again okay pull it out now enhh
Oh fuck yeah wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck oh but it feels so fucking good.
Fack I just came again
by Shut up Bailey March 13, 2021
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