Facebook Pounce

The phenomenon that occurs when a man or a woman changes their relationship status to "single" on Facebook. This can manifest itself in a number of ways which can include "liking" the announcement of said person becoming single, or offering faux consolation in hopes of hooking up with said person on the rebound.

This is not to be confused with people who offer genuine consolation. This is an occurrence associated with people who don't talk to the newly single person much, but are casual acquaintances.

Some have made the contention that the heavier the Facebook pounce (the more people participating in the pounce), the more attractive the person is for purposes of hooking up. There is substantial evidence for this, but it still has yet to be proven.

"What up bro?! You're single! You gonna party now?" - Guy one

"Yeah! I had like 24 girls Facebook pounce me when I changed my status to single!" - Guy 2

"Holy shit! Not bad for a guy." - Guy 1

by Pezhead7474 May 3, 2011

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do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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by fgv January 31, 2022

facebookcentric

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.

On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.

by mave73 February 20, 2009

Facebook Drama Queen

A person, either male or female, that uses Facebook as a source to create nothing but drama for no other reason than to do so or to get attention/sympathy.

All that girl does on Facebook is complain about everything. She's such a Facebook Drama Queen ffs.

by Jimsmash June 15, 2010

Facebook Delay

The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.

Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.

by mogzubc October 21, 2009

Facebook tagwar

When two or more persons tags "fake" and ugly pictures of eachother, and the uglyness of the picture increases by time, making it more humiliating to the other person
These persons are often friends, and doesn't mean any harm to eachother, than having fun on eachothers behalf.

A is white
B is a asian

A tags B in ugly asian pictures
B responds to tag A in pictures of ugly ginger people.
A responds in tagging A in even uglier asian pictures.
and so on..
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A: Why did John tag that ugly picture that's not you?
B: yeah know, we're having a facebook tagwar. Check out the pictures i've tagged him in!

by haakon666 November 8, 2009

facebook leech

Someone who "likes" or comments on practically every facebook post you make.

"Why does that dude keep commenting on my status?" "He's a facebook leech."

by nwtrekker February 24, 2010