Dragon Fadge

A metaphor for when a woman's genitals, are dry and scaly like a dragons skin, or just a general horrific mess.
Not as bad as 'blue waffles', but certainly in the same game.

Tim: "I couldn't hook up with that girl last night, her friend told me she had a dragon fadge."

by Mr Captain Monkey April 5, 2012

Fadge

Essex way of saying "fudge"

Sha' aaaap....I bladdy LAVE Fadge!!

by Fadgelavver! November 17, 2015

Fadge

A fat, disgusting blobs vagina that for some reason you still wanna put your dick in but only after you donkey punch the desperate slut.

"Yo that fat bitch is nasty af, but I still wanna breed her fadge."

by Shakespeares Bitch November 21, 2019

Circus Fadge

A colourful, humorous, acrobatic, brave or grotesque lady garden

At least I don’t have a circus fadge that people throw rotten vegetables at

by Bearded Biff September 26, 2021

Fadge

when you are to the point of gay that there is no hope for you left in thins world

yea dude he is such a fadge

by ohhboi June 15, 2020