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Focutrate

When the word focus and conentrate simply won't do.
I focutrated so hard on my homework last night my brain almost exploded.
by Koolaidman9 November 2, 2011
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Fapturbate

Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.
My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.
by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018
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Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.
"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
by Sarga April 2, 2008
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Faccurate

Gina: OMG, my tennis game is totally on fire

Carrie: Well i can't argue with that because it is faccurate.

Sean: Way to go Gina G!!!
by cbad villagers February 18, 2009
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Flaturate

To saturate an area with new build flats which don't sell.
Developer: "Shall we build some more flats in this area?"
Builder: "No this area is flaturated"
by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009
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Faturbate

The act of using your inner thigh fat to masturbate.
Dude 1: Yo, last night I got bored so I decided to faturbate.
Dude 2: That's gross dude.
by Mutheryucka March 4, 2016
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fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.
Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014
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