what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.

1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"

by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022

Factual

A response to something that is a fact

Man: “Today is a hot day”
Other man “Factual”

by snibbu2000 June 17, 2021

Factual Fact

An ism the most beautiful woman on the planet taught me.

Bethany 641 is the most beautiful girl on the planet. No contest, and that's a factual fact.

by Private015 August 11, 2022

factual no captual

a statement that is true and factual containing no joke

“i do drugs”
“factual no captual”

by slayer111 June 10, 2022

factually

fart + actually = factually its just like a math equation

to actually fart

Mom I am factually farting right now!

by successful definitions November 5, 2022

factual factual

An expression a young black boy named Lloyd would use to express that he is wrong

"Son ,you cant snap with one figure" "yeah son,factual factual"

by Mali mooressery May 23, 2016

The Factual Report

Jayse loves talula more

The factual report is that I love you more

by Table manors November 12, 2023