uber fatality

an uber fatality is when you you take a shit load of steriods and viagra and you fuck a girl as hard as you can then before you ejaculate you pul it out then you punch her in the vagina as hard as you can and her ovaries pop out of her ass

after i came back from the gym i got some special juice and viagra and i gave olga a uber fatality and now we cant have kids or pets...dont ask

by ajchalms April 28, 2005

Factualities

It’s another word used for a fact but it’s only used if you’re bad😎

Kaylee stating real factualities!

by Immaturityyy January 3, 2020

fatuality

the amount of fat in one's being

Sara had a certain amount of fatuality.

by Meghan Ashley Reed February 11, 2003

sexual actuality

actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)

-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!

nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!

this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!

i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!

i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!

after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!

by michael foolsley August 13, 2010

fatality

To undoubtedly conquer your partner duing sexual intercourse. This is not a term to loosely throw around and describe everytime you have sex. This term should only be used to describe those times when you know for sure you killed it and she is left speechless and almost in an intoxicated-like state.

I racked up 2 new fatalities over the weekend. Get on my level.

Did yall fuck? (Yeah) How was it? (Fatality) Nuff said pimpin!

by tone bone January 26, 2007

factually late

When the use of a 'fun fact' backfires, as the receiver of said fun fact considers the information to be common knowledge. A play on the phrase 'fashionably late.'

Girl: "My boyfriend always falls asleep after sex, it's so annoying!"
Girl 2: "You know, there's a chemical reaction in mens' brains that causes them to be sleepy after an orgasm? Fun fact!"
Girl: "...Yeah, you're factually late, I've heard that about a million times. It doesn't change that it's annoying."

by Not without dups August 16, 2010

Actually Factually

To prove to someone that some actually is indeed factually. Helps get the point across

Like, actually factually I'm smarter than you sooo yeah.

by icoinedthisshit May 26, 2020