Facestake

A quickly regretted decision, made out of nostalgia or pity, to accept a Facebook friend request from someone who turns out to be as big a loser as ever.

Brandy was a huge Facestake, dude. She's totally stuck in the past and she keeps sending me virtual cocktails.

by Lottie P October 6, 2008

facepunked

Infiltrating someone's electronic communication account, such as email or facebook, and sending out erroneous and usually embarrassing content for said user

After my sister left her laptop on and her Facebook account up, I facepunked her status to imply she suffered from herpes.

by vaughn2974 July 13, 2010

facesucked

verb (v.): When you are delayed, or have come to a complete stop to what you are doing because of Facebook.

P: hey why didnt you text back last night?

C: sorry i got facesucked.

by Codyyomama March 12, 2011

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Fuckquake

When a fat bitch rides you

"So"
"Tina and I were fucking and she rode me and came to her fuckquake"

by PRODIGY33 March 15, 2015

frackquake

A frackquake is a small earthquake created by fracking, the heinous practice of injecting liquid at high pressure to extract oil or gas. Frackquakes are usually small and oftentimes not even felt.

Woken up early in the morning, the man said to his wife,

"Did you feel that?"
"Probably just another frackquake. Go back to sleep," she responded.

by ElCommissioner October 15, 2018

FaceFucked

Deadpool me all you want; Im beautiful in the SOUL!

I'm Literally FaceFucked

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