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Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.
"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."
by Lyd8 May 27, 2011
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instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009
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Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.
Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.
by Poptart. March 4, 2014
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Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking
-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"
by H. Jane August 21, 2008
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facejacking

When someone comments randomly and unintelligent on your Facebook page.
Facebook user > officially ate a pound of bacon
>user comment> i once made love in bacon grease

I hate facejacking
by jimmyjenga May 9, 2010
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facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.
I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.
by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014
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freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.
When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.
by NewNettie December 14, 2009
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