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Facebroke

Not having any credits on Facebook to purchase "gifts"
I was going to get you a gift, but I'm Facebroke. Happy Birthday anyway.
by Diesel Darryl September 14, 2009
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Facebrick

Similar to a Facepalm, only a brick is in your hand. It is considered to be the equivalent of 10 facepalms in the right situation
I lost my job, my girlfriend and I just got diagnosed for leukemia. *Facebrick*
by AlexThePyro January 8, 2011
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Facebrawl

Facebrawl = Facebook Brawl
A spiteful wall-to-wall conversation in facebook.
Ashley just wrote on Stephanie's wall..

Ashley: Wow, in your new pic you look like you could use some exercise.

Stephanie just wrote on Ashley's wall..

Stephanie: Yeah, and looking at your pic I understand why you did not bring any constume for halloween!

Ashley: Shaddup.. biaa*ch!

<Facebrawl continues..>
by hoosier_brat March 24, 2009
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facebrooking

Masturbating while looking at facebook pictures.
I was looking at pics of this girl when my mom came down to the basement and totally caught me facebrooking.
by Wednesday night in Greenpoint February 4, 2010
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Facebragging

Verbally recapping a social network status update thread in order to share how clever your comment was or how impressed others were WITH your comment.
Tara: I posted "Obama? More like NObama!" and everyone was like, "OMG, Tara, you're a comic genius!"
Brad: Why you gotta always be Facebragging?
by bnt_enterprises March 18, 2010
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facebukakke

An alternate, insulting name for the service known as Facebook, referring to the large amount of "mess" you will get into when you join.
"I can't believe you signed up for Facebukakke. Good luck getting that crap off your face."
by chenglan March 25, 2008
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FaceBragger

when someone makes there profile picture a model shot or shirtless(for guys) so that people will tell them how amazing they look in it.
Girl: "wow have you seen that kid, Ryan? His shirtless in his facebook profile picture, what a facebragger."
by mhmmmmmmm123456789 October 3, 2009
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