Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 27, 2018

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

A face like a dropped pie

To denote the profound grotesque appearance of a persons face.

"Fuck Me! She has a face like a dropped pie"

by Mojo Staplegun August 19, 2008

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008