flaffer

The long brush-ended object used in cleaning a toilet.

a) What you really used the flaffer for that?

b) Yeah, I totally need a new flaffer my old flaffer isn't flaffing enough anymore.

by Streekdaman December 25, 2011

Faffacake

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

by Starkers August 18, 2013

fwafwa

a very fluffy person 'w'

hai fwafwa!

by trancyy August 3, 2020

faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

faffhead

Someone with idiotic idiosyncrasies.

Look at that guy climbing a mountain in flip-flops. What a faffhead.

by wearetheloop January 24, 2008

faffled

A combination of "friggen" and "baffled".

I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!

by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008

Flaffed

When you get into trouble and that one person; usually very loud and obnoxiously says “OOOOOOOOOOOO” and proceeds to look like a dumbass

Guy1 “I was in class yesterday and Jacob flaffed at me”
Guy2 “dude I hate people who do that”

by Gonefortea March 4, 2021