the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009

funnecessary

things that are fun but completely unnecessary.

oh man bro, i got homework but instead i watched season 1 of Dexter. it was completely funnecessary.

by funkifine October 27, 2010

Functionally Nude

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex

Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude

by Gzoom August 31, 2017

Vic Fuentes

Vic Fuentes is the singer in hit hard rock band "Pierce The Veil" If you want another definition for him, look up "Sexy." He can steal your virginity with his voice.

Brittany: "Hey how bout that Vic Fuentes"!?
Cassie: "His voice made me orgasim."

by Seekthelight13 June 18, 2014

Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.

Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.

by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020

Funattractive

A funattractive person is someone who is fairly unattractive yet fairly fun to hang out with.

Tom: Hey, how was hanging out with that chick last night?
Jeff: It was a lot of fun. We played Modern Warfare 2 all night and then watched LOST. She's really cool to hang out with.
Tom: That's awesome. Too bad she doesn't have the looks.
Jeff: Yeah, she's pretty funattractive.

by markhimself46 February 13, 2010

Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

by So Bomb. February 19, 2010