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Funnel Vision

A youtube channel whose fan base consists of lonely five year olds, and whose cast consists of bratty, spoiled teens who literally get everything they want, and date multiple people at once.
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by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020
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funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your woman's ass and then proceed to pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll squeeze out first.
Damn homey, I lost 50 bucks playing funnel tunnel with that new chick. I should have picked blue!
by Casual Agent April 28, 2006
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Funnel Chair

A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.
I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit
by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
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Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
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funnel cake

A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.
Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."
by SExyjesusSLA June 4, 2010
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Funnel Trumpet

A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.

A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.
The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.
by Peado Bear December 3, 2010
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funnel game

A game in which a person places a funnel in their pants. The goal is to drop a quarter from your nose into the funnel. After a couple of attempts an onlooker pours water down the pants of the person playing.
We got that Ray kid so bad with the funnel game.
by Micheal Griffin December 12, 2005
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