fucktard

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com
Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.
by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007
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Fucktard

In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.
"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."
by CabronDeOz November 20, 2009
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fucktard

Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
by Alfie The Horndog July 14, 2005
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fucktard

A cross between a retard and a fuck. Usually referring to a guy who completely fucks up and must be mentally retarded to fuck up so badly.
Girl1: He actually said that?!?!?
Girl2: Yes.... :-S
Girl3: What a fucktard
by ViktorKrumwannabe February 14, 2009
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Fucktard

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

Man George Bush is a fucktard!
by bush_is_a_fucktard December 27, 2003
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Fucktard

1. (noun) a combination of retard and fuck.
2. (noun) someone who is so much of an idiot that a new word was made to describe how fucking retarded they are
"Oh my god, I can't even begin to explain what a fucktard he is."
by AliKali1996 October 23, 2011
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fucktardation

When retardation becomes fucked up.
The act of being way worse than a retard.
Being extremely insane.
Did you just post revenge porn on your girlfriend...That's some serious fucktardation.
by ApeBeam June 5, 2018
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