Fuckloaf

A useless mass of people, indistinguishable in their mediocrity. Originating from "fuckload," "fuckloaf" offers a more specific descriptive quality.

This show will kill me. There are very talented older leads but also a fuckloaf of children.

by Galumphant August 13, 2018

Fuckloaf

Another word for a Fleshlight.

"Fuck me that's a good fuckloaf."

by Itzark January 7, 2021

fuckladder

A ladder used for fucking someone or several people.

They come in varieties. The standard lean-to for your taller individual. There's the A frame which is good for threesomes. There's the H frames which some would argue isn't a ladder but say the rungs qualify it so..

That's it. I'm getting the fuckladder.

by Asher Asmodai February 18, 2022

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025