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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

fuck bags 

a womans tits, generally large enough to tit fuck.
A girl who likes her tits slapped really hard

Look at the fuck bags on Amy, she's bigger than her mom!!

fuck bags by Zack December 27, 2003

Fuck Bags 

Vulgar term used to describe condoms.

Hold on a minute Jenny. I've got to purchase the economy pack of fuck bags for the trip to Vegas!

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fuck bags 

a condom, latex glove or other contreceptive used during sex.

"Holy shit Tim you've been screwing that whore Tammy? I hope you used fuck bags atleast or you could have all kinds of diseases now ya dumbass foo"

fuck bags by PGibza August 25, 2007

fuck-bagasauras 

One who is a fuck bag, who is also of unusually large stature.

"Dude, ben is such a fuck-bagasauras for t-bagging me while i was standing in the lunch line."

fuck-bagasauras by J.C.S. May 12, 2008

Fuck Baggies 

a female with abnormally large boobs that jiggle rapidly

"I could only see a blur or my girlfriends face and her fuck baggies flying up and down as I pumped harder"

Fuck Baggies by mysteryman12345 March 15, 2008

fuck off my bagel 

said when someone copies your style or swag.

boy 1: look i got the same shoes as you.

boy 2: fuck off my bagel man!

fuck off my bagel by randelas April 26, 2011