forealsies

An acceptable means to express just how real or how serious a situation is.

London: "I just ran over Bryce's girlfriend with my car."
Kim: "Forealsies?"

by kimdon March 23, 2009

Black Air Force Energy

If someone has black air force energy he doesn't care about anyone or anything.

Dude doesn't care if he has to fight someone and you better pray for the other guy to live

Dude baki's dad is the definition of black air force energy

by Bigbananaman February 20, 2022

black air force energy

when someone has black air force energy they are normally very dangerous and ready for whatever

aye watch out he has "black air force energy"

by jaycobwitay April 12, 2022

Forearm grease

(noun)
Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).

The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.

Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.

Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?

George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.

Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?

George: Larry, stfu

by Mr. Berzerker January 1, 2014

forberism

When a person who thinks they know everything, makes a comment that is ultimately very false.

Did you hear michael with his latest forberism? He thought tv was free in Poland?!

by Adasku September 20, 2020

forced meme

A forced meme is a "meme" that came to be through consistent posting of the "meme" by the creator of the "meme". Almost all forced memes are not actually memes. Nobody usually understands these, they are simply just there. Most forced memes get completely dumped into the dark corners of the internet, though some actually become famous and somewhat memetic. A prime example of a forced meme that actually became a meme is F**k Yeah Seaking. It started out as a forced meme on /b/ but eventually spread out to other sites and became a meme.

Milhouse was also a forced meme, but he became so forced that it became common to reply to a Milhouse picture with the statement "Milhouse is not a meme." That sentence in itself became a meme. Milhouse himself never became a meme.

Poster 1: Here's a picture of Milhouse. He is a meme.
Poster 2: MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME. STOP POSTING THIS STUPID FORCED MEME!!1!!111!

by Grandmaster the Grandmaster November 20, 2009

forbes magazine

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.

Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013