Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

foomage

Reoccurring and persistent dick cheese.

Dwayne's foomage returned the day before his wedding. Bad timing or what?

by beansforbreakfast July 9, 2019

footmuff

a right smelly vag, resembling the smell of athletes foot on a hot day, occasionally causing flies to swarm

"oh Josh, Boris gave Beatrice a right bad case of footmuff"

by mariahtiamay April 28, 2022

Sneak Foot

A business that sells sneakers and streetwear. Not to be confused with the act of putting your foot in someone’s ass.

I just bought a new pair of kicks from Sneak Foot.

by AshyBurm October 12, 2020

Missionary Position Football

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

by dehubb October 26, 2011

satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan

I saw satan's foot and it was huge.

by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008

UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.

by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022