fmlasap

fuck my life as soon as possible

fmlasap i'm failing

by heather pas moore November 21, 2013

fatlax

The art of relaxing after eating a huge meal or sitting around most of the day. Some practices include eating more food or letting one’s flab relax revealing all kinds of embarrassment.

“Whew! After eating that I’m going to go fatlax”
“I’ve been fatlaxing all day; there isn’t much to do around here”

by Hey okay November 19, 2017

FTLA

FTLA (Acr.) F*ing Three Letter Acronym

I'm bored of these damned FTLAs!

by 2NwDots November 6, 2019

fatlard99198

Fatlard99198 is some fat guy names conner that goes to krhs and Is like 300 pounds

Omg fatlard99198 is so bad

by PAWNAGESLAYER May 23, 2020

FMTL

FMTL is the abbreviation for Fuck My Time Line. Just as you might use FML to end a story about how annoying your personal life is, apply FMTL when discussing annoying stories about current events, politics, etc.

I really thought that our politics had gotten to maximum absurdity, and now Kanye is running for the White House. FMTL.

by pilcrow5 July 22, 2020

Fetla

Usually used as a insult to a male who displays traits of Cushing syndrome, namely a large belly and small penis. Originates within the Bengali community.

lal miah got fetla after getting his red passport

by Warmancrew February 28, 2022

Fmtlp&cmagg

Fuck my tight little pussy & call me a good girl

If you can't FMTLP&CMAGG then I'm not interested.

by SirChris680 March 26, 2024