crotch flakes

dandruff found in and around the genitals.

It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?

by phunkiest January 10, 2009

POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

Geri flakes

Dead skin flakes that fall off of old people and float into the air or fall on to surrounding surfaces.

When we removed Ethels socks, so many geri flakes flew into the air that for a moment I thought I was in a snow globe.

by twistedRN April 15, 2018

hot water and flakes

Flakes are instant coffee, that you put in hot water to make coffee. Made popular by Eric Jalbert in a Instagram live stream. Jalberta.

Random guy in livestream: What are those flakes your putting in your coffee?
Eric J.: THATS THE COFFEE

At tims: I’ll get a large hot water and flakes with 2 cream and 2 sugar. Thanks Bud

by I<3Head February 10, 2020

chronic flakes

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.

Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg

by Joshaway November 13, 2007

Pussy Flakes

The wetness from a pussy drying up on a body part allowing the wetness to be peeled off said body part

Last night after I finger fuked my girl.in the car my finger was so wet so I put it out the window to let it air dry. I peeled the flakes off my hand and ate her pussy flakes. Their GREAT!!!

by Hambone74 September 8, 2018

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008