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Flowerstamp

The female teabag. This name was invented by the one and ONLY Nikki ^_^. All your gay names like taco bag and clam stomp.. Wtf? Are you trying to make it sound like you have a loose pussy? Because when I think of a "taco bag" I'd be afraid that lettuce would fall out of your cunt onto my face or some of your meat curtains would be draped across my neck. Ew. *Shudders*
Nikki owns yet another noob.

FLOWERSTAMP FEMALE TEABAG.
Random noob: Fuck you *runs off crying like a little bitch*
by NikkiKnockers January 8, 2012
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flowercore

A genre that can be used to describe the new sound of certain bands most notably Inflames and Soilwork. Normally the vocals try to sound "br00tal" but actually end up sounding like celine dion trying to growl. Lyrical themes are typical emo teen angst to inner struggles, or even meaningless shit. Former talented Melodic death/Gothenburg bands Inflames & Soilwork currently lead the movement. Most of their current fans ignore the bands earlier sound and pretend it never existed, vice versa for the old fans.

Old Melodic Death Inflames Lyrics
"in your world, the day is no threat
in my world, there is an absence of light
"genetic superior cell" controlled
by the fathomless and unbearable" -Colony

New Flowercore Inflames Lyrics
"It burns, it rips, it hurts"- Leeches

Old Melodic Death Soilwork Lyrics
Treasurize this entertainment now!
By public demand we work for this pleasure. -Generation Speedkill.

New Flowercore Soilwork Lyrics
"I'm waiting for something to show,
I might as well (go kiss a guy)...
Just drag me down so low!" - Stabbing the Drama
Ander Friden: "It Huuuuurrrts IT RIPPPPS IT BUUURRRNSSS" *pulls out blade* */wrist*
Anders Friden: /wrists for flowercore!!
IF Fans: There are rumours that these guys had albums before Reroute to remain.
IF Fans2: Nah those who say that are just a bunch of posers.
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Bjorn:I'm waiting for something to show, *kisses guy*
Rob Halford: Me Next!
by Anders Friden December 29, 2008
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Flowercake

Flowercake is a term used for someone who's sane, genuine and naive or to someone who's theoretically insane and is acting sane, genuine and naive. Flowercake is basically the opposite of fruitcake, and the term is mostly used by insane people who are having sane behaviour and being sane and genuine.
You're such flowercake man.
by Dumugian October 13, 2021
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Teacups In Flowerland

1)The most awesome death metal band EVER!!

2)A way of telling someone they are hopeless.
1)Dude, did you get the tickets to the Teacups in Flowerland concert?
2)I MADE UP MR. FINKLESTEIN, NOT STRAY! HE'S MY CREATION!!!!!!
3)Am I a teacup in flowerland?
by Darla Washington November 28, 2003
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Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)
1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.
by stray November 23, 2003
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flabercated

Jen was flabercated when her head blew up.
by Jenise, Kaneene, Whit July 21, 2008
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