flidfucker

Someone who has sexual relations with a disabled person.

Did you hear about Si last night? Apparantly he had sex with a kickboxer with no arms - what a flidfucker!

by Hus83 May 24, 2007

filf

The masculine version of a milf. A physically desireable male who has children.

That is a hot father, he's a real filf. I'd like to do him!

by Dodger January 29, 2006

FILF

"Father I'd Like (to) Fuck” An extremely handsome/sexy dad with a nice butt and a big pant bulge.

Damn girl did you see Tommy’s dad, I don’t care if that man does have grey balls he is still a FILF

“Ummmm like OMG I don’t think that’s gunna fit”

by evrready April 11, 2006

Failfie

The result of a selfie gone bad. It is portmanteau of "failed" and "selfie".

Someone takes a selfie with the Eiffel Tower and the picture shows half a face and none of the tower. It is a classic failfie.

by EscouadeBitume June 3, 2014

Flinf

A girl who is obviously trying to be funny but she's not

Omg MLE is such a flinf like she shouldn't even try anymore

by Glame83 August 8, 2017

frilf

Friend's relative I'd like 2 fuck.

All of Bob's female relatives are totally frilf!

by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006

epic failfest

one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam

Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.

Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic

by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009