Flashtardian

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason

Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......

by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018

puthy flapth

The flapth of the puthy that hide the thercet

moom i got my puthy flapth caught in the door again

by I_am_gayyy February 12, 2020

flasting

the act of having sex with someone in the ear.

Me and Edward tried flasting last night. Now my ear hurts...

by bunnisunshine June 1, 2011

Flast

Often used when describing irony, but means when you go to fast you loose. Typically said as a warning, to calm down, or chill out.

Shawn: “omg, I have 3 tests tomorrow, I gotta move really fast (said as they are hyper ventilating$
Ben: “calm down before you flast”

by Walking_slushee December 31, 2020

flaptard

A variation of the word "fucktard", used and created on www.zug.com, the world's only comedy site.

You sir, are a flaptard.

by D-Stock September 11, 2003

Flasticate

To propell an object or thing over the roof of a house or building.

"Damn I was so mad that I almost flasticated that cat to his death."

by Josh & Mike D March 14, 2003

Flastard

used to describe a bastard - follower/stalker

You effin' flastard! Leave me alone!

by Alyakraz March 22, 2009