non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006

annisa farted

I farted and it was STANKY AND FISHY

Annisa farted means a 11 year old girl had passed gas or used flatulence

by The girl that FARTED November 16, 2019

broken farted

When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs

You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.

by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016

I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 27, 2020

She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

Matt farted

The real reason world war 2 ended

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW

by The prankster July 20, 2021

Hawk Farted

A bird farted; Fart

The type of bird a Hawk Farted.

by ProfessionalDefinitioner123 May 29, 2022