F.M.O.T.B.

Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.

When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

T F B!

Time for beer! One saying from one to another when one wants to drink beer and wants to encourage the other to drink beer.

Two o'clock in the day, one would say, "T F B!" Then the other would say, "T F B, yeah!" Or, Time for beer! One would be walking down the street and yell, "T F B!" then another would yell Time for beer! Yeah! T F B has been used commonly at universities by young adults.

by Neius September 14, 2007

S.T.F.B.L.

An acrostic term used to express the phrase, "Story Telling Followed By Laughter". S.T.F.B.L often takes place when a group of friends congregate and reminisce about past events in a stress free environment.

"Yo, Russell's story last night was so funny. That chill was such a S.T.F.B.L."

by Doc. L October 10, 2009

P.T.B.F

Post Taco Bell Fall Out. PTBF is the fall out that occurs after eating an item from the taco bell menu. Symptoms of PTBF include upset stomach, diarrhea, and awkward gas. Eating Taco Bell almost always leads to some form of PTBF, except in the most rugged eaters. Often, it is worth experiencing the post consumption discomfort, because Crunch Wrap Supremes are just so damn good.

Friend (Finishes Burrito)- "Oh god I have to take a crap!"

Me- "Dude I told you you would get P.T.B.F"

Friend-"Yea but its so damn good though"

by mdw1715 November 2, 2010

B.F.T.

Butt Fuck Texas. Way out in the middle of nowhere.

I'm not going there, that place is way out in B.F.T.dude!!!

by synt@x December 14, 2008

R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT March 19, 2012

F.M.I.T.B.

A shorter way of saying "fuck me in the butt". Also another way of saying "fuck me" when things in life seems to be getting worser.

Man, I got one problem with one girl and another problem with another girl and I might be held back in high school...man F.M.I.T.B.

by Jimi Sanchez October 30, 2010