penile extension

a car which compensates for your penis that is 1/3 of a micron long when you poped a boner...

nice penile extension, bob

by http://www.animegamingforums.com February 27, 2005

penile extension

to get your penis enlarged

small paul getting bigger

by David boland October 25, 2003

ass extension

n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".

"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."

"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

cock extension

any firearm owned by a paranoid, limp-dick, gun infatuated NRA true believer

It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.

by Skid Mark VZ May 9, 2007

Louisiana Extension Cord

the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.

John Deer and Jane Doe has a steamy sex session ending it with a Louisiana extension cord.

by Lorenzo Le Coq Grande June 15, 2010

Harvard Extension School

Harvard Extension School is sometimes referred to being a school for wanna be school for Harvard Rejects. However turns out it can still get you into a decent Law School, or even medical school

Chang Says to strict parents "mom, dad I got accepted into Harvard!"
Parents "YAAAY"
Chang 4 years later "Mom, Dad I actually went to Harvard Extension School, but still got into Princeton Law!"
Paents "RAWWWWW YOU GO STUDY HARDER"

by Ausdaboss May 9, 2013

wiener extension

an erect penis; i.e., the extending of the penis during peak arousal

She was hot. Really hot. So hot that I instantly got a wiener extension.

In order to have sex, you must first have a wiener extension.

by LD88 October 21, 2009