Exercise

A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:
1. Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.
2. Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.

Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto.
Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak
Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense.
Oxygen Waster: lol ur fat
Overweight Person: That's why I came to do exercise - Jesus Christ were you fucking dropped on your head as a daily procedure?
Oxygen Waster: lol i have the iq of a potato salad

by Balter Black May 31, 2015

Team Building Exercise

The act of gang rape

My brothers and I performed a team building exercise on her as she spoke out of turn.

by heathen priestess April 2, 2009

eerkends

The hot muscle lines on a man's stomach that are shaped like the letter V. Hot hot hot.

Dang girl! Look at yo boy's eerkends! They be lookin good!!

by Michael Austin Bell October 25, 2009

exercise

various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.

Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.

by C-bass503 November 29, 2006

ejerkulation

the act of ejaculation due to masturbation

Ejerkulation is a totally natural thing.

by milfmaster February 8, 2009

bathroom exercises

Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.

-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"

by Q Baby February 28, 2008

Premature ejerkulation

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.

Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation

by BGSG March 4, 2009