Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

exception

The member of the opposite sex than one is making an exception for and bang. Obviously, this doesn't apply to anyone other than heterosexuals and homosexuals.

Can often be taken as an insult of one's femininity/masculinity.

Girl: Oh man, that guy has been hitting on me all night
Guy: Isn't he gay?
Girl: Yeah, apparently I'm the only woman man enough for him to make an exception

by cogy December 31, 2011

diaper-exciting

When something is so exciting, you have to wear diapers, for the safety of not peeing in your pants.

X: "dude, i cant wait till tomorrow!!!!!its going to be so diaper-exciting!"

by BubbleDoll July 1, 2010

Exception to rule 34

Although rule 34 is said to have no exceptions i have found 1, Wheres the chapstick

Exception to rule 34.
Where's the chapstick

by Shabam444444444444 October 22, 2011

Excitingest

Hyper-exciting. Seriously cool, coolest. Fr00diest. Something so incredibly exciting that it is completely indescriptionable.

That was the excitingest thing to have happened since the last time something exciting happened!

by Morden June 18, 2008

Exception that proves the rule

A desperation tactic used in an argument or debate whereby proof of the speaker's wrongness is somehow held up by the speaker as proof of his rightness.

Manny: I utterly hate homosexuals. They are an affront to God and man. Except for Rick Astley. I could go down on THAT guy all night! I'd same-sex marry him in a heartbeat.

Moe: I thought you said you hated homosexuals?

Manny: Well, he's the exception that proves the rule.

by Rev. Nørb June 17, 2010

expecting

The act of looking forward to but not wanting to say "looking forward to".
Having expectation of something happening.

Bryan was expecting to go to the movies.

by Braden Ben Dover November 24, 2018