There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
by Mr Cynical August 29, 2006
Billy: "Why don't people realize religion is obsolete and misleading?"
Me: "Because people are stupid and they don't understand thee concept of evolution."
Me: "Because people are stupid and they don't understand thee concept of evolution."
by jake jackson December 31, 2005
That's so evoluted!
My perception of Chris was that he was an absolute bogan until I realized he was actually evoluted.
My perception of Chris was that he was an absolute bogan until I realized he was actually evoluted.
by VirtuallySally October 17, 2018
Skin Pockets. 'Nuff said. No more pants, bitches! Dude, I evoluted! Check out these skin pockets. They're so practical. These skin pockets. Thank God I evoluted.
*We can not reiterate enough, we are not talking about our butts.
*We can not reiterate enough, we are not talking about our butts.
by slydevilly March 23, 2012
The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
by Dansla116 February 02, 2011
"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"
Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."
"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"
Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."
"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"
by Jamesdrennan08 May 12, 2009
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
by SadPepe December 11, 2018