evilena

Sensual, blond ,Hypnoteuse

I'm Under Evilena's spell...

by Terry April 20, 2004

evil strings

When someone acts like they are kind and want to help you, but in reality, they have plans that will be for their own profit that will hardly benefit you at all.

"My dad always wants me to ask for his help but is always an asshole to me with the conditions he lays in front of me. He's all about evil strings."

by J. D. G. May 12, 2021

evilnoah

A pimp looking mother fucker with tattoo's all up and down his arms. A person who looks like they would beat your ass for no reason at all.

Dude, look out that mofo's evilnoah looking

by .element June 20, 2007

eviliscious

A sexy, evil woman....in old movies they called them vamps
Evilena

Theda Bara was SO eviliscious in silent movies

by Terry Butler April 23, 2006

evil bong

a horror/comedy b-movie. has a stupid plot, and stupid effects, but you have to admit it's entertaining and funny as hell.

i actually want to buy a bong that looks like the evil bong from the movie.

by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk March 18, 2008

Evil maxing

Maximizing the amount of evil intent you have in your mind. If you are evil maxed, you try to make other peoples lives as horrible as possible even if it is at no gain to yourself or others.

Person 1: "I heard that Kade is evil maxing"
Person 2: "oh I better stay away from him, he might make my life very difficult."

by LasagnaJohn February 5, 2021

Evil Lincoln

Identical in appearance to your average Abraham Lincoln, an Evil Lincoln differs only in that he is entirely evil, with absolutely no moral core. Will kill abundently and pointlessly, wherever and whenever possible. Some varients sport glowing red eyes. Often roars "RAAARGH!" as he attacks. Their motivations and aims remain unknown, as anyone attempting to analyse them is normally murdered brutally and repeatedly. Some eyewitnesses claim Robotic Evil Lincolns exist, but this is unlikely and scary.

"Hey, Jackio, wanna hire Die Hard and get a pizza in? I feel like eating Ital- ARGHH!! NO! NO! My splean! GOD HELP ME! EVIL LINCOLN!! Please, God, let me - ARGHHH!!! NOT THE VARIOUS GUTS!!! Glughh.."
"Dude, you ok? Dude?"

by Horace Wimp November 7, 2006