When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle
Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
by anonymous October 14, 2021
Get the Dirty Ervin mug.The dude gives 0 fucks. Like seriously man! You try to vent but the dude will just put his hand on your face and push you the fuck aside. I mean, the guys a dick. One time, a girl at our school was going to confess her feelings to him and just when she was about to give him his gift, the fucking asshole grabbed it and threw it in the trash! THE TRASH!! The one next to the boys bathroom! Well at least he did one good thing, he made that girl a lesbian.
Ervin is a dick
by Bombvoyage August 17, 2018
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When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.
"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism
by ervin April 25, 2008
Get the ERVINISM mug.Evine is a nice girl that has a mild kink for dark-skinned guys, especially those from Colombia. She's very quiet at first, but when you get to know her she's a real freak.
by Fishbutnochips June 7, 2016
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Get the Ervin mug.A gap-tooth piece of shit. A type of person who stays home and plays fortnite. He stinks like shit, doesn’t take showers and loves Brazilian girls. However, not everyone can yap like Ervin, he is a leader.
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