Errectum

When you get a boner by looking at asses. Usually female asses.

Guy #1: Did you see ______ lastnight?

Guy #2: Yeah, man. _______ gives me an errectum.

Guy #1: An errectum? What's that?

Guy #2: You know? An errectum. Where you get a boner by looking at a smoking hot ass.

by Beau Vyne March 29, 2010

homo erectus

Used to state that there is a horny gay man in close proximity of a group of males.

Whoa! Homo erectus! Everybody, shut your buttholes, there's a homo with a boner on the loose

by JBo April 6, 2005

afropithecus erectus

a biological term found on white power and nazi websites to describe dark-skinned people of african descent, designed to perpetuate the belief that blacks are genetically different from whites and asians because of their longer forearms, larger foreheads, and wider nose and lips; a word used by racists to suggest that the Negroid race, unlike the Caucasian and Mongoloid races, is closer to the chimpanzee than homo sapiens.

White Power Dude #1: Did you see how many murders those niggers did last night?

White Power Dude #2: What you expect from an afropithecus erectus. They ain't like you and me.

by Jason Corrigan June 24, 2008

erectus maximus

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on

Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar

by A pile of pancakes September 27, 2008

homo erectus cock inda buttus

It is when a homosexual male puts his penis into another mans asshole(may also be homosexual).

How did you like my homo erectus cock inda buttus?

by Biggyfoots December 14, 2015

Henrikus Erectus

A special type of homo sapiens. The species is endangered. There is only one left. The species originates from Asia.

I have just found a skull belonging to a Henrikus Erectus.

by Professor Rick September 16, 2018

erectomy

the process by which your erection is demolished by viewing an undesirable

Cooter was so hard then saw the pic of Wren and had a full blown erectomy, so sad.

Be careful when searching for porn or you may come across a photo that will give you a killer erectomy and gross you out.

Rex was horny, saw that tranny pic and suffered an erectomy!

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012