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erectile dysfunction

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex
bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look
by sloppymashies July 19, 2020
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Erectile Dysfunction

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."
by poisonberries December 2, 2021
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erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
by forklol June 21, 2022
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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.
by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024
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erectile pisfunction

The inability to aim your piss correctly whilst you have a boner.
I awoke in the middle of the night, half asleep, needing a piss. As I was doing my business I realised I had a boner it went in every direction possible other than towards its' intended target. I'm going to need to wipe it up in the morning....maybe! I must suffer from erectile pisfunction!
by blofeld1965 May 8, 2014
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Electile Dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
by ScottySlave January 18, 2008
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