Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016

Ennuied Imp

Ennuied Imp is a failed punk scene. An infamous self portrait artist on dA. He fakes his eye color to blue and his pictures are as phony as hell. Joins in almost all the groups for laurels. A modern postiche of the 21st century!

Visual Scene as depicted is not what Ennuied Imp is.

by LadyLinda September 5, 2011

Ennui

a feeling of listlessness and dissatisfaction arising from a lack of occupation or excitement. (Aka like boredom)

Ugh life is ennui.
Mommy this movie is ennui.
SUSSY ENNUI IDK WHAT IT MEANS BUT OK.

by Α January 20, 2022

Ennui

A painting by Walter Richard Sickert who is also suspected to have been Jack the Ripper.

They look quite bored and life loathing and Ennui in the picture.. but the painting on the wall is that of a woman with the faint brushes of a man watching her in the background. ..maybe with a knife?

by EasyonAjax September 23, 2005

Ennur

My character is very emotional

Ennur is very special girl.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

legume enumerator

A fancy way of saying "bean counter".

The graphing functionality in EXCEL is at best mediocre. The legume enumerators, who never draw anything but pie charts, tell me that it has many wonderful features that I never use.

by rkwnrilwjpww May 19, 2009

Encumbrance

The act of or setting aside part of a specific appropriation (budgeted item).

Staff: I see $10 in the general ledger. Can I buy this really cool coffee mug for my cat?
Boss: No, there's already an encumbrance on it so I can buy some mice for my pet snake.

by HipsterNerdGirlCatsandUnicorns May 16, 2015