Enlightened One

1. One who is marked by a considerable amount of knowledge and reasoning ability.
2. A legendary Starsiege: Tribes player and charmer of young females.
3. A garden tool used primarily for digging.

That studious boy is studying so he can become an Enlightened One.

by Charles Favroth February 19, 2003

Enlightenment

Realising that have a glass of wine at the end of the day is just really f*cking nice

James found enlightenment after 2 weeks of sobriety

by ArtVanderly1969 January 20, 2021

web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.

In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.

by thinker234 December 16, 2011

Banana Enlightenment

When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.

Man, my grandma finally found that banana enlightenment.

by Banana-Ladies June 1, 2021

condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.

All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.

by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018

Enlightened

When you get to that point where you think about a special someone's name, thus making you enter a state of pure ecstasy that can not be undone for at least 1 hour.

I have gotten enlightened with you.

by Mike Pwns May 26, 2008

enlightenerd

an enlightened nerd. a renaissance geek, if you will. someone who likes the internet but realises there is a real thing called life out there somewhere too.

my boyfriend is an enlightenerd, he codes like crazy but he can cook too!

by rachel wild June 29, 2006