Erectile Endfuncntion

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.

Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.

by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014

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Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.

Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.

by bambanubz July 7, 2021

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The Endangered Guest

they're an animation meme creator and their characters are pretty hot

Person 1 : u like animation memes, right?
Person 2 : YES OFC I LOVE THE ENDANGERED GUEST <3

by tegishot March 20, 2022

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enday

You are probably a girl named Zendaya doing a tiktok trend

:remove the first and last letter of your name lets se how cool your new name is.
Zendaya: enday

by ello345 June 6, 2021

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Reckless Endangerment

I group of bad-ass bitches who are controversial and fucking amazing in every way possible! A little ratchet sometimes, but classy nonetheless... also referred to as The Diamond

Did you hear what Reckless Endangerment did last night?

by Ratchacity June 24, 2011

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