sodomy enabler

n. One who facilitates acts of sodomy, according to the bigoted religious zealot Fred Phelps.

In an interview with NPR, Fred Phelps lauded the recent Supreme Court Decision to overturn a suit targeting military picketers. He claimed (and I'm paraphrasing here) that America would "burn in hell" if it was given over to the sodomites and the sodomy enablers.

by juju531 March 17, 2011

enbable

To provide someone with the ability to completely confuse others.

His explanation of economic theory using a combination of kurdish insults, literary biology, and bovine evolution completely enbabled me with the skills I needed to pass it along.

by SedonaPop February 1, 2005

un-enable

To deprive of capability or effectiveness, especially to impair the physical abilities of. To make unable to perform a certain action; "disable this command on your computer"

Un-enable a previously enabled command.

by M69 November 30, 2005

enabled

The opposite of someone who is disabled. This is an able-bodied person who manipulates the system to get out of working, being a responsible parent, and a productive citizen.

Paul: My great uncle's V.A. benefits continue to get cut. He literally eats a can of beans for dinner to save for gas money to drive 83 miles each way to the V.A. hospital each week! Meanwhile, his neighbor - an able-bodied fuck - has never worked, has the government pay for his kid's daycare, gets free bus passes that he throws away, sells his EBT benefits for weed, and brags about how he rips off the government that he hates!!
Steve: He was a sniper in the Marines, right?
Paul: Yeah, he was. 23 kills.
Steve: He should shoot that enabled trash.

by von groovy June 14, 2017

piper enabler

Pipers like to dwell on old chat topics, and sometimes randomly bring them up for up to 30 minutes later when everyone is done discussing them. Piper enablers enable this regurgitation of old topics by responding to Pipers as if the comments they make are actually somewhat relevant, therefore sidetracking the chat on hand. A typical response to both Pipers and Piper enablers is "insert name here, whats you fucking problem?".

Random: Hendrix isn't the best
---30 minute timelapse---
Random2: Please identification this jazz fusion song!
Piper: Yeah, I do have to agree that Hendrix isn't the best
Piper enabler: Yeah, his guitar work was kinda sloppy and John Petrucci is so much better anyway. Dream Theaterzzzzzz 4 lyfe!!
Random2: Hey Piper enabler, WHATS YOU FUCKING PROBLEM?????

by anonymouse666 October 13, 2009

Endale

Endale is usually a sawed off prick.he has blue eyes and brown hair,he's a total fatass bitch and completely obsessed with his gay slip on crocs.Endales usually have a choad dick and masturbate to pictures of dolphins.

I saw Endale's dick yesterday......it looked like a can of tuna.

by Big bOy to February 22, 2017

enable

to shit on someone with a large dose of self esteem.

modern, fits category of politically correct, or newspeak

Boss: I'm going to enable reps to take collections on cancelled accounts.

All: Yessum

by Jeff Barouch June 28, 2004