enables the tables

also means rocks my socks

whoa! that song enables the tables!

by anonymous April 4, 2004

meta-enabling

Writing about lowbrow things in a highbrow way.

Occurs frequently on blogs and Tumblr.

Person 1: "I just wrote a Tumblr post about how the remix of R. Kelly's Ignition is best song of the decade."
Person 2: "Dude, you realize that you are meta-enabling?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but I need to generate pageviews without losing my high-end advertising — or my self-regard."

by hashtaghashtag December 5, 2009

Enabled

Less-retarded version for triggered, because that's for normies.

Andsam: I fully support how Bright was made, possibly the best film of 2017 and all of you can fuck off
Husko: lol you're enabled

by HuskoXd December 29, 2017

Instigating enabler(s)

When a person not only pushes one to do something, but supports it in every way. Even if it means helping them get the drugs. A reverse "friend".

Tony: Hey man, you should do some drugs.

Donny: No man.

Tony: I'll go get it for you. Come on, please man--you know you want to--It's just drugs.

Donny: No. I don't want to do drugs.

Tony: Here, I'm calling him right now.

Donny: No.

Tony: What if two hot chicks with big boobs came in and had two line cut out across their tits and said do these lines off our large breasteses, would you do it then?

Donny: Maybe... yeah, probably.

Tony: So you're saying there's a chance?

Donny: Yeah.

Tony: Okay I'm calling him, where doings some drugs.

Andy: Donny, do some fucking drugs!

Donny: Okay.

... Instigating enabler(s)

by Friends of Ridicule August 11, 2011

Jager-Enabler

Someone who waits until you're vulnerable then hits you with one or more Jager-bombs, thus ensuring that your night of drinking immediately takes a turn for the worse.

I can't remember a thing about last night. John is a real Jager-Enabler...he kept on buying rounds of Jager-bombs and I will never forgive him for it.

by Ditzyharpy March 19, 2009

ennabler

One who inserts nablas ('del' signs, ∇) into documents, enabling successful vector calculus notation.

I couldn't find the nabla among the "Special Characters" (or the code for it, in LaTeX), but now I have, so I'm proud to be an ennabler.

by nernom July 9, 2009

chip enabled

People that have no problem draining your wallet, funds or money. Someone who's a user or a taker. Hoover, leech, Bogart

Bro, that girl I went out with last night tried to get every last cent I have. She's chip enabled!

by Vonburnt9 March 13, 2018