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Emilio

Noun - A fat fucking slob who only cares about himself. He will do anything to get what he wants by being a snitch and being a brown noser. He thinks he is better than everybody else and will try to one up you. He talks like his shit don't stink and is made of gold. Oh and did I mention he IS FAT?

Verb - To throw someone under the bus or snitch on someone.
That kid is such an Emilio, I mean, look at him! He's got more rolls than a bakery and he ratted out his own best friend Jose to the police for a $5 reward.
by ThatSpecialSomeOne69 September 11, 2013
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Loud and kind of annoying. If you were to be at school, he'd be the first to be yelled at. He loves sex and is kind of a freak. He is chubby and outgoing, and I'd walk the other direction.
Guy 1: Ay, it's Emilio, let's play some basketball, yo!

Guy 2: Yeah woo
by boboobobobob May 24, 2017
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a simp for older ladies and sometimes goes below his standards for little kids.
Damn I think I saw a Emilio at the elderly home.
by Simp360 April 14, 2020
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He's one very ugly frog, even his friends, ismael, david, Ricardo and gerardo look better. They even have bigger dicks then him, ismael having the largest DINO SIZED one. But emilio does have good abs, jk ismael has better ones, so dont bother sucking his smurf dick.
Thats one smaell emilioat
by Minecraftbetterthanroblox August 1, 2019
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Someone who has a 1 inch penis
That weird kid, Emilio, has a crush on THOTS.
by Gerry Thomas November 9, 2018
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his the best guy you'll ever meet.

every time he sees you sad he will give it all to see you happy again.
he might be shy or out going or both.

he has chocolate eyes, raven swoft hair, muscular arms a great atitude, a HUGE heart, a bit chubby but super cuddly!!

his the guy any girl will feel great with 'cause he knows just what to do to make you laugh till your teacher yells at you.

he is too funny, cute, handsome, perfect to ignore

if anybody says otherwise they probably haven't met him.

keep him till you die. he is perfect. his the best.

his my Emi, and he'll always be my Emi.

I <3 U!!
"how would prince charming be in real life?"
"well, like Emilio, of course. he always sweeps ME of my feet anyways!" awesome
by a Naruto Fan March 13, 2013
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