noun.
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.
Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish
Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.
Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish
Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid."
Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
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Talk Radio host who disappeared from the radio dial on 4/21/05. Central reason behind local mass uprising in the listening audience against Enterscum Radio. Reappeared like the mythical Phoenix on 3/13/06.
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Rick Emerson is the new King of all media.
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"Britney Spears hsan't put out a new album lately. Have you seen her?"
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"Britney Spears hsan't put out a new album lately. Have you seen her?"
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Get the Rick Emerson mug.A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"
meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"
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meathead 1- "sweet"
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a school filled with a bunch of sexy people from the stinky and tiny town of emerson new jersey. all the students that attend the school either play sports, are in the play, debate, or even horse girls!! some furries too!! an amazing school to send your kid to if you love a shitty education system and seventeen year olds who think they are wolves and foxes! there have been a few movies made there as well. some of the teachers are cool but others are kinda smelly. ledge is one of the only acceptions
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me: emerson junior senior high school is stinky there were ants in my bagel one time :( no
me: emerson junior senior high school is stinky there were ants in my bagel one time :( no
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